Charlton Heston announced that he has Alzheimer's Disease today at an NRA national meeting.

The NRA, in turn, pulled out their guns and opened fire.

As he lay behind the podium drenched in his own blood, he asked a senior NRA aide "what happened?"

The teary-eyed aide responded, "We put you to rest."

To which Heston replied, "Funny, I can’t remember ever being awake."