Water makes me wake up more than caffeine

I discovered this late last night/early this morning. I was running at the end of my rope trying to finish up my homework that was due the next day. I had a liter of Mountain Dew: Code Red that I was inhaling, not literally of course, but it was doing no good. I finally decided what I needed was a nice large mug of water.

I went to the kitchen and poured myself a cold glassful. I returned to my workstation, and took a few gulps. It woke me up right away. I decided to share my discovery with some of my friends via trillian.

I found out immediately never to use the following three words in a conversation if you want to keep communicating with the receiving party: I love agua. For some reason as soon as I typed this they signed off and didn't come back.

The moral of the story is: Don't procrastinate.