Is it possible my friends and
neighbors that if some poor
dope somehow musters up the
optimism in
this dreary greedy dim age that has clearly been abandoned by all but the most
spiteful or
depraved Gods to wish you a merry motherfucking
Christmas or
Hanukkah or
Ramadan or what have you, that we can just simply rejoice that anyone on this self righteous should have been dominated by
dolphins asscrack of a planet can even bear to do that with a straight face?
I love each and every one of you backwards primitives with all of my heart.
To the kid I never met who I yelled at the other day at work via email and who told me to have a happy christmas and joyous (joyous no less) new year, you rock you bastard. To all the people who say thank you when someone holds the door for you bless you most of all. To all the hardliners and the fundamentalists and the closeminded out there, I give you big wet kisses you terrible sinners you, even if you mortally insult Jesus by twisting his words around I still love you . (I'm pretty sure Muhammed. Siddartha and any of those other cool cats ain't so impressed with you either) Who wants eggnog?