"Goth As Fuck". A phrase implying that the subject, usually a person seen passing ethereally through the smoke-machine mist, is bleaker than Sylvia Plath
, cooler than Lestat
, deeper than Neil Gaiman
, undeader than Bela
, more decadent than absinthe
, etc. ad infinitum. May imply that the subject is, in fact, Andrew Eldritch
, Peter Murphy
's original breakup, or a close relative of one of the above.
This word may be used seriously or sarcastically by very, very old-school Goths who never bothered with the all-black uniform because they were too punk to be bothered, or net.goths who found it in a jargon file somewhere in the Webring for Really Angsty Teens. I've never used it in conversation. Honest.