, you are welcome to hold the door open for me; in fact, feel free to wait on me hand and foot
or worship me as a goddess
And while you're at it, you can promote me according to my level of competence, give me equal pay for comparable work, and accord me the respect that is due to a professional of either sex.
If you are unable or unwilling to do all of the above in the workplace, I'll be happy to settle for equal pay. I'm not totally unreasonable.