Forgive me for boasting, but I simply must
Email address: email@example.com
Found in the in-box: http://found.in.the.in.box.listbot.com
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
1) Are you single?
2) Are you Jewish?
3) Are you female?
4) How old are you?
My birthdate is September 9th, 1959. Feel free to do the math.
5) Do you have a GIF?
6) Will you send me your GIF?
7) What do you look like?
Average. Somebody has to score medium on the Conventional Good Looks scale.
8) Are you interested in cybersex?
9) Are you interested in phone sex?
10) Will you date me / sleep with me / marry me?
Really, now! Please slow down.
Special bonus question:
11) Are you tired of answering these questions?