user since
Mon Oct 11 1999 at 15:15:44 (18.1 years ago )
last seen
Sat Nov 1 2003 at 16:57:23 (14 years ago )
number of write-ups
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15 (Keeper of the Seal) / 12379
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mission drive within everything
theological dominatrix
specialties
debunking, subverting, having a few laughs
motto
People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
most recent writeup
This is an old tradition that I just made up
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Forgive me for boasting, but I simply must mention that

a monkey visited my office!




Email address: deborah909@aol.com

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

1) Are you single?

Yes.

2) Are you Jewish?

Yes.

3) Are you female?

Yes.

4) How old are you?

My birthdate is September 9th, 1959. Feel free to do the math.

5) Do you have a GIF?

Yes.

6) Will you send me your GIF?

Probably not.

7) What do you look like?

Average. Somebody has to score medium on the Conventional Good Looks scale.

8) Are you interested in cybersex?

No.

9) Are you interested in phone sex?

No.

10) Will you date me / sleep with me / marry me?

Really, now! Please slow down.

Special bonus question:

11) Are you tired of answering these questions?

Yes.