I have been working on this for a long time. Here is a list of Things I must do before I die:

  1. Go to Japan and get drunk on Saki.
  2. Own a pinball machine
  3. Get a federal grant to have a library built in my home town Fenwick
  4. Pay my bill at the video store down the road
  5. Sell my Iguana (hopefully before it dies)
  6. Make a better peanut butter (if that's possible)
  7. Quit smoking (that's a big one)
  8. Learn to play piano
  9. Finish college and get my master's degree in digital audio recording
  10. Achieve success in the recording industry
  11. Stop drinking kool-aid
  12. Go to a wine tasting party
  13. Take my girlfriend to New York
  14. Go scuba diving
  15. Figure out how to cook a bad ass apple pie
There you have it, I do all of that and I will consider my life complete... for the most part.