Vomiting on a customer...

Yesterday, I came down with a horrid case of the flu. I usually do not get sick very often, but when I do, it is bad. I turn into a vomit machine. I had the day off work yesterday, so I just rested all day. Unfortunately, it didn't help. I woke up today feeling fine, so I decided to go in and make some money. I was doing fine until about my fourth or fifth customer.

I vomited on an old woman and her purse. The vomit actually went inside her purse.

I felt so embarrassed. It was not a good idea to go to work today. I did not get fired or anything. But my guess is that the old woman that I spewed all over will not be coming back to shop at Kmart any time soon.