The Chinese version of this magazine is heavily edited to remove all positive references to Taiwan and Tibet, which the amazingly anti-Chinese Time editors are always trying to throw in there to galvanize the entire world to hate China and love the Dalai Lama. Not that the censorship is necessary (and I abhor all censorship), because the Chinese hate Taiwan anyways, and they all know the truth about Tibet anyways.

Once, I was offered a fair bit of money to buy all my recent Western issues of Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report, and even National Geographic. Apparently there is a big market for uncensored news, but then again, the American news media is so amazingly biased, it is almost as bad as the Chinese Xinhua News Agency. If people wanted anti-Chinese propaganda, they could just look on the internet. The "Great Firewall" is about as secure as the Great Wall was against the Mongol Horde.

Or they can just read my nodes. I....

Oh no! There are thugs dressed in green and red trenchcoats here! They're after me! Help...........