Fools! Only DMan and his nefarious partner-in-crime, Saige, are capable of pulling off this evil scheme! We have the prototype in my basement! We pretend we are wrangling but in reality we control the fate of this energy-dependent, luxury-fixative world! Bow before us!

What are you doing, Saige? Why are you pointing that gun at me?

Only one can rule the world eh? Bring it on!

Thus begins the titanic battle for all eternity. Noded for your viewing pleasure!