Judas Iscariot
Works at the Mariott
I wonder when he's being a
jibber jabber,
Why I hired someone who's such a bad
backstabber.
Judas has got no pants.
He never wants to get up and dance,
And I swear that I will damn him to hell
If he don't come next time I ring that bell!
Oh Judas,
Why don't ya leave me be?
Oh Judas,
Why can't ya just find a tree?
And a rope to hang yourself from,
As you think about what you've done.
Oh Judas,
I'll never get to know,
What it is that made you act like so...
Oh Juuuudaaaas, where did we-eee go wrong?