I took off my hat. No one noticed.

I took off my coat. Not a single person gave a damn.

I took off my sweater and no one even looked at me.

I tore my boots off and threw them in the air, with no soul to see me.

I ripped my shirt off in the manner of the Incredible Hulk and nobody bothered to glare at me for being ridiculous.

The moment that I decided to take off my pants... I didn't even get an awkward glance.

I dropped my boxers.

Of course I get arrested for indecent exposure.

Dammit all to hell.