Today, a good friend stood me up. This was aggravating enough; however she then had the nerve to complain that I had not turned up. She swears blind she was there; then admits that "She might have popped to over to Waitrose"; she acts suspicious when I tell her that my phone died (Despite the fact that it has a history of sucking hard.

I am not pleased. The question is: do I need friends like this?

This has been a funky rant log. The management appreciate your patience and loyalty. Please call again.