user since
Sun Feb 6 2000 at 09:43:45 (17.5 years ago )
last seen
Wed Jun 1 2005 at 07:59:42 (12.2 years ago )
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level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 213
mission drive within everything
To spread the disinformation you earthlings call "facts of science."
specialties
Masterminding Illuminati
school/company
Ancient and Respected Seers of Eris (ARSE)
motto
We loves our precious!
most recent writeup
Themestream
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Backstory:

From the outer reaches of time, I summoned my cosmo-dog to destroy the Earth. Failing in its task, I have decided to take up residence in hopes of learning the secrets of your earth beaches, a phenomenon unknown in my home sector 324432215-821321391-923848787897832x394809023.

Soon, I shall grow weary of your silly antics and bring destruction to this realm. Until then, I condescend to explain Everything.

Muhahaha! Hahahahaha! HaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Disinformation:

Beer Related
Unibroue ¬ La Maudite ¬

Film Related
challenging soundtracks

Hip-Hop Related
Finky Binks ¬ Jedi Mind Tricks ¬ Project Blowed ¬ Aceyalone ¬ Abstract Rude ¬ Freestyle Fellowship

RPG Related
projectile weapon ¬ slug thrower

Language Related
Player Hater ¬ cockblocking

Human Rights Related
Frank Zappa