From the outer reaches of time, I summoned my cosmo-dog to destroy the Earth. Failing in its task, I have decided to take up residence in hopes of learning the secrets of your earth beaches, a phenomenon unknown in my home sector 324432215-821321391-923848787897832x394809023.
Soon, I shall grow weary of your silly antics and bring destruction to this realm. Until then, I condescend to explain Everything.
Muhahaha! Hahahahaha! HaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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