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Sun Feb 6 2000 at 09:43:45 (18.1 years ago )
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Wed Jun 1 2005 at 07:59:42 (12.8 years ago )
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To spread the disinformation you earthlings call "facts of science."
Masterminding Illuminati
Ancient and Respected Seers of Eris (ARSE)
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From the outer reaches of time, I summoned my cosmo-dog to destroy the Earth. Failing in its task, I have decided to take up residence in hopes of learning the secrets of your earth beaches, a phenomenon unknown in my home sector 324432215-821321391-923848787897832x394809023.

Soon, I shall grow weary of your silly antics and bring destruction to this realm. Until then, I condescend to explain Everything.

Muhahaha! Hahahahaha! HaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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