Between Everything 2 and Diablo 2, I never get any sleep anymore. Clearly the problem is that Everything and Diablo have both evolved, pokemon-style, to their second forms. They have improved themselves in various subtle ways to be more addictive, more time consuming, and thus take more and more of my sleepytime for themselves.

The answer is simple: we need to petition the makers of sleep to come out with a new version. People are bored with the old one! It's losing market share! Sleep 2 would include all sorts of new features, like Multiplayer and Themes. Fatalities would be cool too. And it would be backwards compatible with older versions of sleep!

So, how about it, brainy science types?