Her: "No."
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "No! The President doesn't want pudding. He wants Jell-O."
--Snowy
Her: (sarcastically): "Yeah, or a FAX MACHINE."
Me: "What??"
Her: "A fax machine!"
Me: "What? Why are you talking about fax machines?!"
Her: "You brought it up!"
--Snowy (9/3/00)
"You better have gotten the pancake mix and the waffles for breakfast tomorrow, or I'm going to kick your ass."
--My friend's younger brother
(sits up)
"Stop chucking white shit at me!"
(attempts to wipe imaginary white shit off of himself)
(lays back down)
--Yukko
(sits up suddenly)
"I'm picking my nose."
(picks his nose)
"Okay, I'm done."
(lays back down)
--Me
"Oh yeah. I'm supposed to remind you. You have to pay for the food in the dream, or else it won't be there when you wake up."
--Snowy (9/12/00)