The ending lines of a weird little bit on Beck's album Stereopathetic Soul Manure, at the beginning of track 4 (Waiting for a Train). sez that it was sampled from the film Normal by Steve Hanft. The whole thing goes like this:
"I'm an alien from another sphere. The thing I like about the earth is the range of colors -- fantastic to mundane; brilliant to dull. As I was penetrating the ozone, I c.. perchanced to notice the orange peel-like quality of the light playing upon the s.. the ocean. I gotta go right now; someone is videotaping me in my spaceship."

It makes a really good replacement for "Goodbye" if you're being deliberately odd.