can eat me!
2005 can eat me!
(we take a leap in the action)
2024 can eat me!
2038 can eat me!
2045 can, umm...
(the concept of gastric ingestion obsolete)
2088 can demetefeccate my sorongonce in a chip wallahs tring!
(Russians subordinate all humankind to the task of sucking their dicks)
3000 can drip lube in my mouth as I osmote my SOMA
3022 CAN KISS MY ASS (plain old suicide with a run of the mill revolver)