2004 can eat me!

2005 can eat me!

(we take a leap in the action)

2024 can eat me!

2038 can eat me!

2045 can, umm...

(the concept of gastric ingestion obsolete)

2088 can demetefeccate my sorongonce in a chip wallahs tring!

(Russians subordinate all humankind to the task of sucking their dicks)

3000 can drip lube in my mouth as I osmote my SOMA

3022 CAN KISS MY ASS (plain old suicide with a run of the mill revolver)