• You can tell the difference between Michigan Vernors and that of the rest of the free world.
  • You beat someone else up for holding up their right hand to show someone where they grew up.
  • You gave up on regularly getting a newspaper long, long ago.
  • You went through Heaven and Hell on your honeymoon.
  • You wonder what all of the hoopla with the recent "The greatest part about working in Michigan is Living in Michigan" radio ads is all about.
  • You know where you can find Christmas all year round.
  • You think "Crazy Bob's Fireworks" when you see "Indiana".