Just heard quite possibly the most terrible
thing for a human being to do to another human being, and thought, well heck, I should node
is a game
that takes hogging
a step further. First one must find an extremely overweight woman
and seduce her into the sack
(note: while hogging
can be done by either sex
, rodeo has certain formalities that would make it difficult to accomplish if the roles are reversed). During sex
, one must use doggie style
while uttering extreme profanities
that are both insult
ing and degrading
to the woman. She must become so annoyed that she tries to stop the sexual act. Once this happens, the "rider
" yells out "Rodeo!", grabs a belt and quickly throws it around the woman and holds both ends to "ride
" the woman for eight seconds.
It helps if an accomplice
is hiding somewhere with a video
camera to ensure the claim of 8 seconds is properly documented.
I would also like to add that I in NO way condone this sort of behavior, think anyone who does it should probably be brought up on charges of sexual assault, and have lots of other nasty things happen to them. This is just FYI.