A bot on Dalnet that keeps you from using the nick you want, because someone, somewhere used it in 1992, and hasn't come back since. On the rare occasion you manage to get NickServ to send you its help message, it scrolls 42 screens of useless info, then just before the relevant bits, BitchX kicks into flood protect mode, and /ignores NickServ. NickServ is one of the many reasons Dalnet is a living hell, especially for newbies, and other non-31337 types.