My AI programming project ran through the entire E2 database, and came up with these startling revelations:

Dem_Bones father is Fidel Castro

Dman is really Pat Buchanan

jessicapierce has a sick pie fetish

Everything's best users is fixed

The E2 regulars inspired the characters in "American Pie". ("there was this one time, at band camp...")

Everything on Everything can and will be related to sex

e2 was created because e1 accumulated enough knowlege to become self-aware. The everything database organism escaped from the servers and is searching for a cybernetic body. (see:Ghost in the Shell)