In this corner, weighing in at 5 pounds, 6 ounces, made of iron bound oak, with a solid gold 8-ball head, the defending E2 heavyweight beating stick champion, it's Uberfetus's Patented Node-vertising Pimp Stick. And in this corner, ten pounds of case-hardened, chrome-plated, ass-whuppin steel, straight out of the underground Arizona laboratories of Team Jet-Poop, it's Team Jet-Poop's All-Purpose Metal Whackin' Stick. Now let's get it on!!