{BLANK BLACK OPENING}
{Distant screams}
{SHOT OF FIRELIGHT THROUGH DARK WOODS}
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the campfire...
{SLOW ZOOM FORWARD}
You might just find...
{CONTINUE SLOW ZOOM CLOSE TO EDGE OF CLEARING}
That something...
{Small snarling, as of a very mean chihuahua}
{ZOOM CLOSE TO DESERTED CAMPFIRE}
Has been waiting there for you.
{WHITE OBJECT WITH LONG FANGS LEAPS DIRECTLY AT CAMERA, ROARING}
This Halloween!
{JUMP CUT TO MARSHMALLOW BITING WOMAN HIKER'S NOSE AS SHE FALLS BACKWARD AND SCREAMS}
Get ready for the worst campout of your life!
{JUMP CUT TO MEN AND WOMAN HIKERS FIGHTING OFF SWARM OF MARSHMALLOWS}
In!
{JUMP CUT TO MAN GETTING MOLTEN CHOCOLATE IN HIS EYE AND SCREAMING}
Harsh Mallow 2: They Want S'more.