You learn more new things every day.

As it turns out, my mission in my job might not be to convince the girl I met at the bottle return to quit. After hearing her plight on the job, I now know that I have to convince her to file a union grievance on, yes, the aforementioned slavedriver of days past. She might have a complaint that'll stick, as she can HONESTLY make a sexual harrassment claim.

Besides that, I've learned not to give girls who are a few inches shorter than I am and a few pounds less weight than I am 12 Penguin Caffeinated Peppermints in an 8-hour period.