Monty Python: scriptized (idea)

function crossbridge()
{
doStop();
document.alert("No one gets by me unless they can answer my questions three!!!");
var response.name=prompt("What is your name","");
var response.quest=prompt("What is your quest?","");
var response.swallow=prompt("What is the airspeed velocity of an airborn swallow?","");
if (response.swallow=="What? I don't know that!!")
{
doThrowOffBridge(user);
}

else if (response.swallow=="African or European swallow??")
{
document.alert("What? I don't know that!!");
doThrowOffBridge(troll);
}

}