Back after a long hiatus. Everything's changed. (Almost.) Still happy to see some of the old faces.
Joined the fine ol' USN.
Anyways, plan to write some stuff that isn't depressing rubbish now that I'm a bit more understanding of the world. See how much mischief I can get into here...CT Ellis falls into a snowbank!
Stuff That CT Ellis Thinks Is Awesome:
How to remain insane at the workplace by Cugel the clever
Blood stains (How to create) by Ginseng and Izubachi
What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door by DJuxtaposition
Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers by Jurph
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?by General Wesc
The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's! by Jet-Poop
Siraskierate by Webster 1913
I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you. by Ancientsnow
When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY by Quizro
RO/RO by The Custodian, dedicated to leuryaks
Node Of Honor: Songs from the Golem City by Dreamvirus
<Simulacron3> I need to keep the sharp, hurtful edge to counter the tendency that some have to begin liking me.
CT Ellis still can't find it in him to like Simulacron3.
Simulacron3 huggs CT Ellis.
<Simulacron3> We need more like you, son.