Manufactured pop music (idea)
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Sun Apr 14 2002 at 5:35:44
BlueJayW's easy 9-step half-baked recipe for Pre-manufactured Pop
for a meeting new ideas on how to cater to the youth and increase value of company for shareholders.
TV talent searches
that you can find on late LATE night on the more obscure channels, or nowadays on
. Additionally, you can seek out the kids by looks,
actors/actresses and models work especially well. This step is actually optional, as you could already seek out kids that have established themselves in the
Attract every other kid who can sing a few bars on-key, while promising big
, and the biggest
for their potential singing talent AND photogenic looks. "
The cuter they are, the better they can sing
Under NO circumstances are record companies to seek out
who actually have some skill in playing any instruments. All "artists" shall have their music track provided by the record company's
band or a nice
setup, the "artists" simply need to provide the voices.
to produce a
cookie cutter song
that is mostly similar, yet slightly different from all the rest of the Pop music playing on the
, or just redo an
to a hip new beat of today.
Add water. Mix thoroughly. Bake in preheated oven at 350° for 30 minutes.
Spend millions in
pumping the radio stations to play the brand new "
" single by this new group that has just been formed.
Spend even more millions in getting these kids to appear in cameos on the
When record sales are off, either get them to produce new
(and only if the producers are feeling lucky), or repeat cycle and let the "one-hit wonder" be relegated to the used CD bin at the local record store.
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