Yes, come to
Mexico's premier bar! The place where YOU TOO can enjoy the agonizing wait while your
waiter YET AGAIN visits the bathroom! And don't forget about our
piss warm Chango!
Hey, if you're a good ass-kisser, you might get a smile out of your bartender, Cheech! But don't count on it! Make sure to bring a weapon, and always keep in mind our motto:
We know our beer tastes like piss. That's because we piss in it!
Actually, this is the bar where the movie "
Desperado" begins. Cheech, the bartender, runs this place of drug deals, and vulgar Mexican assholes. Later on,
Antonio Banderas (
El Mariachi) goes to the bar, searching for
Bucho, and trashes it, barely escaping with his life.