The main character of the best seller book, and low budget movie, Bravo Two Zero.

In the movie, Played by Sean Bean (Boromir in the upcoming Lord of The Rings), Andy McNab, the character, narrates the capture and torment of the real Andy McNab and his SAS team, behind enemy lines, during the Gulf War.

Now, seeing the real Andy McNab, and then Sean Bean, really makes you wonder: If I ever get captured and circumcised without any proper anesthesia, would Mel agree to play me?