Yeah, you! The girl with too much makeup
who has a hearing problem
. I can hear EVERY SINGLE WORD
you are saying to your friend
...and I'm 10 seats away. I think it's great
that your boyfriend
took you out to eat last week. And it's fabulous
that your boss told you how much he liked your report
. And I agree your hair
looks better in a ponytail
. But you know what? I don't give a crap.
And neither does anyone else on this train
, even your friend
. So please, lower your voice
or shut up
completely, as I'm slowly getting the urge to strangle
you by your ponytail.
Oh, and you. Yeah, you know who I'm talking to, buddy. Nice headphones you have. Too bad the music you listen to is shit. Even worse is that everyone in this train has to endure a trip listening to your crap, because you have the volume too high. Turn down the shit music, before I tear off your headphones and shove it up your ass.
Sigh, and you. That's a nice tie you have. And I like playing handheld video games too. But at least I have the decency to turn off the sound, so I don't subject everyone within a mile radius to insanity-producing beeps five times a second. And if you're too stupid to even figure out how to turn off the sound, you don't deserve to even have the game...nor that awesome tie.
So all of you. Shut the hell up. I don't bother you, so leave me alone. Just let me sleep.