I thought eye'd at least try and get in the spirit of the thing, starting with an old favourite:

YY U R

YY U B

I C U R

YY 4 me

 

and a quick attempt of my own:

Ewe R YY,

U here my size?

Aye morn allowed,

Eh feet two-prowed,

4 me 2 beet

And sew eye seed.

 

Eye fink aisle rite sum moor

Butt watt too rite?

Aye know knot watt too poot,

Aye knead two fink watt suits.