I was sleeping on the floor of a hotel room while my friend's girlfriend slept on the bed.

At some time during the night she asked me to join her, and we began messing around.

At some point, I am on top of her apparently with my eyes closed, because when I opened them, her form was made of white cake with vanilla frosting and shredded coconut.

Every place I had touched her, the frosting was eaten away exposing the cake.