Proud, slathering, drooling, teeth-gnashing cow glutton! These stupid plodding animals exist to overhang my Wendy's buns.
occasional smoker of Kamels or menthols. Colossally obsessive fan of Kansas Jayhawks basketball.
Bored beyond description by geek pursuits. Everything2 isn't geekesque to me except for technical or programming nodes.
I am blessed to be be utterly in love with the sweetest, brightest, kindest and most beautiful woman I've ever met.
I am endlessly fascinated with quality so here's my best of's list:
best author: Walker Percy PLEASE read this guy's ouevre.. wow...
best song: the Hendrix version of All Along the Watchtower
best guitar God: Hendrix by light years!
best Porn star: (laughs) Nici Sterling baby!
best soft drink: Dr. Pepper