Currently existing in a bullshit little town (is there any other type?) where I fill my days with a dynamic mix of adventure and despair. I've done a fair bit of most everything, but rarely enough to know what I'm talking about - although I do so anyway. Caveat lector.
AsteroidPuncher
- user since
- Mon Nov 30 2009 at 19:11:40 (14.4 years ago )
- last seen
- Sat Mar 9 2024 at 16:48:49 (1.3 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 31 - View AsteroidPuncher's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 5 (Crafter) / 1661
- C!s spent
- 11
- mission drive within everything
- step forward into terror
- specialties
- welding, writing, wanking, whining
- motto
- always do what's right, even if it's wrong
- most recent writeup
- What do you remember?
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User Bookmarks:
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- 90's web design
- A Citizen's Unfinished Sketch of Metro Detroit
- A Citizen's Unfinished Sketch of Metro Detroit, Pt. 2
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- a voice that grinds the machinery of the rain to a halt. a voice that tips the earth.
- An old guy I saw in the subway
- Annihilable
- AsteroidPuncher
- Avery comes back
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Billionaire Bill Koch: I plan to put people in jail
- Black metal
- boredom
- Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics
- Buddhist monks are sexy
- Builder's tea (thing)
- Buying a sword
- chromatic scale
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- death metal
- December 24, 2012
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Doors and windows open, she screams "COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER" at the hurricane
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Every city is full of secret places
- Everyman's First Response Kit
- Evolution is iterative feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, motherfucker
- Fake gaijin accent
- February 23, 2011
- Flossing your nasal cavity with a piece of spaghetti
- fourth person
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- going for a walk in the suburbs
- Grindcore
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Here's my number, call me
- highway hero
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to hide your hard disk porn stash
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How to win a knife fight
- I Am You
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- I want to hear you slap your thighs together
- I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
- I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- in which lead gliders freeze against the sun for 0981 seconds of Earth-shattering beauty
- It's about caring
- January 11, 2010
- lay down your rusty sword
- Machine Tool
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
- Monkey tentacle pr0n death-frenzy with gerbils and a ball-shaving lesbian triplet carnival
- My office is a sensory deprivation chamber
- My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
- Nature that looks fake
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- New Castle Machinery and Forge
- No hair = No friends
- Node your homework
- NOW NO SWIMS ON MON
- Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens
- old green field jacket
- Oxyacetylene welding
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Passive component
- Project 100,000
- Real Ultimate Power and Self-Actualization - A Teenager's Perspective
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Running toward the edge
- Russian peasant multiplication
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Slashdot trolling as an art form
- So rectangular a world we live in
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- Society killed evolution
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
- Sovereignize
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
- Surviving high school
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tetris as Soviet Metaphor
- The 48 Laws of Power
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
- The difference between going to "the pictures," "the movies," and "a film."
- The Gostak
- The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
- The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
- The Weaponization of Pop Culture
- The world breaks everyone
- There is good country music
- Things every child should be taught
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy (idea)
- Things to do, if you are hard-core
- To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Valuable Humans In Transit
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- We are a people in whose bodies old sea-seeking rivers roar with blood
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- Webster 1913 is a fake
- wertperch's nodeshell challenge
- What do you do with your nodes with negative reputation?
- What jail is like
- What the fuck is this shit?
- What would Ben Franklin think of this?
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Where plastic bags go to die
- Why I don't wear cologne
- Windows 2000 Dadacenter Server
- You are not special. You will die here, too.
- You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
- Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world