I was watching this movie, one of my all time favorites, this morning, and found myself making quips in my head. This is the result:
- Luke Perry wrecks everything.
- Priests are always hiding something from you.
- If Eric Sierra did more soundtracks, there would be less evil in the world.
- 300 years from now, radio DJs will likely be just as annoying.
- 300 years from now, womens fashions will likely still be much more interesting than, and much less efficient than mens.
- Time is not important, only Life is important.
- There is no missle type bigger than 240.
- If black sludge oozes out of the forehead of the guy standing next to you, worry.
- Having flying cars does not make traffic any easier, only more dangerous.
- Ubiquitious voice-command and voice-synthesizing is cool.
- The Z-140 is DISarmed by pushing the little red button on the barrel of the gun.
- A giant, flaming ball of evil 1200 miles in diameter still needs 48 hours to adapt itself to the atmosphere of the place it's going to blast out of existence.
- John-Batiste Emanuel Zorg is the ultimate name for a supervillian.
- Humans have 40 DNA Memogroups.
- Not really a life lesson, but....Thermal Bandages.....DAMN.
- If you manufacture something from DNA, don't tap on the glass of the enclosure it's in. If you do, you deserve what happens.
- Having a beautiful woman crash through the roof of your vehicle is worth 4 points off of your license.
- "Ecto Gamut" means "Never without my permission".
- A flying junk is the coolest looking vehicle in existence.
- When considering uniforms for your henchmen, look somewhere besides "Leather Hotpants".
- If someone asks you if you are designated as human, the right answer is "Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle."
- Robot bartenders kick ass.
- Space weevils burn real good.
- A spacecraft taking off and sex are metaphorically very similar.
- Space Hawaii is a fun place.
- Aliens make much better opera singers than we do.
- A beautiful woman doing martial arts to techno-opera may not make for classic cinema, but damn is it satisfying.
- Mangalors won't fight without a leader.
- The 5th Element is always love.
Rescued from oblivion by a crack team of node-operatives.