Hank was voted the "Most Beautiful Person" in People Magazine's online poll a few years ago. I and some of my friends were some of the first hundred to vote for him and helped to spearhead the operation to get him elected. He ended up getting so many votes that the People Magazine's servers crashed due to traffic overload. On this truly beautiful occation, the magazine was forced to do a photo bio of him to appease his newfound fans.

Just when you think Hell is going to bubble up through the cracks and take over the world, people band together and say NO to Leonardo DiCaprio. Kinda makes me feel all warm and squishy inside.