The Seven Habits of Highly Affective People (idea)

Everything2 is not Wikipedia	The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.	I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic	The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
Asking random people for wisdom	Dover test	Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world	Repetition of common words and phrases makes excellent postmodern poetry
How to cry in public	The sky, purple and soft	E2 is unfriendly to New Order	Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.	Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates	The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!	Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
It's Hard to be Humble	There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public	Humorous Writings of E2	My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem

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