I'll comb your hair every day and
I will recite
Neruda for you
in my
native tongue, of course,
which you won't understand
I'll feed you since you won't have the hands
to do so
and
I'll bathe you when we're both feeling
tired
tied up in my basement I promise I will make you
happy
it's hard sometimes when you
start yelling for the cops while I'm trying to feed you
it hurts me, you know? that
you need shit like freedom and your family
to be content
all the while I am here trying to make this dingy
hole a pretty home for you
i don't want to fasten those handcuffs babe
I'll bring you flowers every day and
I will sing your favorite songs
every morning
if you'll just love me I'll
make you your favorite breakfast
if you stop yelling and kicking me I'll
scratch your back until you fall asleep
I'll even get you a mattress
if you stop yelling and realize
I'm doing this because I love you more
than anyone else ever will,
if you realize I love you
I will buy you Mountain Dew
but it's okay, either way
no one ever said love had to be cooperative
heeeeeeeey would anyone like to marry me i'm not high maintenance
Aerobe says love feels a lot like handcuff sores ;_;
etouffee says Love is the exquisite pain of depending on someone else for your next breath.
RedOmega says Love is not feeling like you're the luckiest person in the world, it's not caring that you aren't that person.
slyslacker says love is what you'd expect someone to give you..what you'd expect someone to ask you..
GhettoAardvark says Love is like an awkward metaphor: you really enjoy putting it together at first but then you get to the end and you just feel embarassed about the whole thing.
BookReader says Oh and yeah... before I forget... Love is the product of strange and alien chemicals messing with your brain. Just like Mountain Dew.
Uberbanana says Love is the most efficient way to frustrate single people.
Halspal says Amor es una canción con una melodía que te hace felíz en una lengua que no conoces.
DiscoStan says Love is gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid and an unguarded cocktail.
Watakwa says Love is a want to make someone happy no matter the cost to yourself, even if that cost is death.
sangsoo says December 23, 2008 is love. love is the security blanket you didn't even know you had or needed
dichotomyboi says Love is pressing your face to someone elses and wishing you had never met. Love is this chore, this albatross, this campaign. Love just takes, and takes, and takes.
fairyplain says love feels like a miracle
CT Ellis says I would have a "love is" quote, but love is like giftshop windows, you can't get past the glass to see what it's like...
bol says Our language is incapable of describing love, it can only describe its absence.
Spifficus Rex says Love is Glove after you've cut the G off.
prole says love feels like that moment before a car wreck when you realize you're actually swerving *toward* the other vehicle. maybe just vertigo.
Valse de Verse says Love feels like drinking brandy alexander and eating chilli chocolate, wrapped in your favourite dressing gown, which the wind hurls rain at the window outside.
Intentions says Love is saying goodbye and then wanting to look back, to go back, even if you don't.
Doctor Uncle says Love is. your mom.
decoy hunches says love is hanging on whilst letting go.
IF YOU TELL ME WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE I WILL PUT IT UP THER E ↑ PERSONALLY IT IS MY OPINION THAT IT FEELS LIKE A SACK OF KITTENS THAT YOU CAN HUG? MAYBE
(
hapax says I do not know anything about what love feels like, but I have carried a squirming sack of kittens to the vet's office and I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT)
OH
D: