Now children... Drugs are bad

Drugs will make you stupid.

Drugs will ruin your brain and make you forget things.

Drugs will make you incapable of having rational conversations and making rational decisions.

Drugs will ruin your grammar and make you talk like you just fell off the back of a turnip truck.

Remember, children, don't do drugs or you won't grow up to be anything...

...except maybe the President of the United States Of America or something...