I once took a bet that I wouldn't cover my nutsack in Icy Hot for 200 dollars by one of my roommates at Berklee.

I said let me see the cash. He produced it. My more delicate, gay roommate looked on in horror as I took out the giant fistful of Icy Hot and covered my nuts in it. The second half of the bet was that I had to leave it on for fifteen minutes.

Some people will tell you that the longer you leave it on the worse it gets, but they're wrong. At the five minute mark, it's about as bad as it gets.

I won. My gay roomate asked me why I would ever do such a thing.

I said, "So I can go home for christmas, Danny. That's why."