I've got this
dog, right? His name is Wiley. He's a
yorkshire terrier. And I'm almost positive that every bit of his
internal dialogue is screaming.
He's so excitable, I can't imagine the voice he hears in his head as not
screaming constantly:
"OH MY GOD HI HI HI I'M THE NEW DOG HI! HI! PLAY WITH ME I'M CUTE
GODDAMMIT! HI!"
"I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE! WHO ARE YOU? OH SWEET
JEBUS LORD IN
HEAVEN GIVE ME SOME
FOOD I HAVE TO PEE!"
"YAY
THE CAT THE CAT I LOVE THE CAT COME HERE CAT BE MY PAL
OW OW OW OW OW OW"
Trust me. If you could see this pooch, you'd
know what I mean.
This is pretty much all I've been
thinking about today.