I've got this dog
, right? His name is Wiley. He's a yorkshire terrier
. And I'm almost positive that every bit of his internal dialogue
He's so excitable, I can't imagine the voice he hears in his head as not screaming
"OH MY GOD HI HI HI I'M THE NEW DOG HI! HI! PLAY WITH ME I'M CUTE GOD
"I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE! WHO ARE YOU? OH SWEET JEBUS
LORD IN HEAVEN
GIVE ME SOME FOOD
I HAVE TO PEE!"
"YAY THE CAT
THE CAT I LOVE THE CAT COME HERE CAT BE MY PAL OW
OW OW OW OW OW"
Trust me. If you could see this pooch, you'd know what I mean
This is pretty much all I've been thinking