In the dream, I'm walking
with Chris. We're dressed in full ninja
regalia and we're trying to get into the Radiohead
concert. It's in the big circus tent and for some reason the only US appearance is Punxatawnee
We use our grappling hooks
to scale to the top and repel down
into the center of the stage. Johnny Greenwood
gives me a high five
and offers me a drink
. Then, suddenly, I'm in a room alone with Thom
. He says he respect
s me as a musician.
I look down. I'm wearing a tuxedo, replete with waiter tails
Tom says "Listen 'ere, I'll pay you an' your wacky mate 100,000 pounds
a year to just listen to whatever we send you and email us your opinions about it. If not, you can sod off."I agree
I'm back at the dojo
. I'm training my ninja clan
with Radiohead's cover
of "Sunday Bloody Sunday
" in the background.
My second in command is the guy from Red House Painters
I wake up.
even a ninja.