Boys are up to something, I tell you what!
I'm in a production of Les Miz but all the music is from Grease
. So I'm dressed like Jean Valjean
singing "You're the one that I want."
I'm a ninja
assigned to assassinate Frank Sinatra
. I can't do bring myself to do it and shame my temple
and family rather than off old Blue
Eyes. He hires me as his personal body guard
. I wet myself with joy
. In the dream.
I'm reading Walt Whitman
while being operate
d on. Since I have my shirt off its a little creepy.