I'm in a grocery cart, being wheeled around by Adam Duritz
. He's humming Private Archipelago
He buys a shrimp cocktail
He KNOWS I'm allergic to shellfish
I jump out and land in the chair I'm sitting in now. I hear my cat, from the bathroom.
I walk into the bathroom
, and I realize that the cat has taken the nastiest
shit possible for a 6 month old cat. It makes me want to stab
myself in the face.
Adam shows up, shrimp in hand, to make amends
I lock his melodramatic
ass in the bathroom with the stench that could singe the nosehairs off a dead nun