First, my parents' cats..

  • Spike - The cat that thinks he's a dog. That's right. He sleeps like a dog. You can carry him around like a puppy. His only meow is a questioning, short mew.
  • Charlie - The female cow cat with a gender crisis. She's a bitch. No, really, she's all friendly and "love me, love me" one moment, and then all claws and hissing the next. She only howls meanly.
  • Max - the black kitten. I think his full name should be Max Power. He comes when you call "little buddy", and only makes little kitten mews.
  • Ivan256 and I only have one cat. Her name is Samantha, she is about 2 years old. She was the runt of the litter though, so she's only about half the size of a normal cat. She is also as DUMB as a kitten, she STILL eats ANYTHING, and she is only capable of the small, cute, adorable kitten-sized "mew".

    Oh the excitement...