I'm definitely turning out to be a writer. Promptly after waking up this morning, I raced to the bathroom, where I just as promptly threw up all over the sink. Now, a normal person would wonder, for instance, what has caused them to vomit, if they're sick, etc. My first thought, however, was:
Now, is that five l's, or six?
This turned out to be rather insignificant anyway, as I puked again shortly afterwards, allowing me to spell it the other way as well, should I so desire. I do: