Robyn, this girl I knew in elementary school, was stabbed in the kneecap by a toothpick.

Well, ok, so the toothpick didn't stab her... Her sister used the toothpick to stab her in the knee. She had to go to the hospital and walked around with crutches for a while. If I remember correctly, the toothpick managed to fracture her kneecap.

This is why I am careful around people with toothpicks. Fear the horrible, deadly weapons that are toothpicks.