I recently checked my PO Box and received a strange letter from an alleged Epistolary Gigolo. Apparently he has written to other noders...
It contains two typed letters and another page saying to respond and/or pay money. "Don't respond and I won't write you again." Then, turning it over, it says:
"Finally, and irrespective of how you view your contribution, be duly informed that now is the time to act. Before the moon has risen twice more, either deposit something in the mail for to let your eager gigolo know of your desire, or do not: as you wish."
I am slightly offended that it was typed and not handwritten. How impersonal. Also offensive, I don't know who he is. His address isn't listed in emar and he doesn't use his noder name.